The Adventures of Adele and the Evil Pajama Blood Monster, Chapter 1

Once there is a girl
Her's name is Me!
Adele!
Here is my house

There's me and Maguerite

Marguerite no can't talk

So I like her

Mais when she me griffes

Then she talk

like this

with her griffes

"No hold me comme ca!"

ou

"Je suis mechante!"

I no like her when she talk and hurt me

I also like personne to see me with my booboo

Aussi here is Manu and Mommy

and Lea

and Samuel

I have aussi a school
mais I don't remember to draw it
i also have des amis
mais i don't remember to draw them

my house have a telephone
mais i don't know what it is the number

My house is very quiet

because Marguerite no talk

Manu he just laugh

Sam "na- na-na-na-na"

Lea "coin coin coin coin"

and Mommy "puuuuuuuuuuuur"

comme Marguerite

mais elle ne me griffes jamais

Mais la babysitteur!

She to much is talking!

sometime is nice

sometime when she is excitee

she draw very good dessin

that i like

she say:

"Look Adele I draw a dragon for you"

It is very big

ou she say

"Adele I write you a postcard"

mais sometime

her dessin make me feel not good

because her paper is full

and my paper is have nothing on it

et comme ca la maison s'est disparu!

poof!

Et comme ca i get very nerveuse

et comme ca I sent petite

comme une princesse

et je deteste les princess

i want to make a good dessin

I want to garde ma quiet maison

sometime,

when the babysitteur is trop excitee

she talking too much

samedi soir i was very tired

because i am watching Garfield 2

et la maison was very quiet

and so I did not feel comme une princesse

i am like une loup WOOOOOOO! samedi soir

mais les loups ne parlent pas!

Les loups no use some words

BUT LA BABYSITTEUR

she know to speak wolf

mais she just say

"Bed time"

too much she saying this!

the she say

"Adele, si tu veux you can put on your own pijamas"

she go too fast!

"Adele I give you ONE MINUTE to put on les pijamas"

I say "I not do if you give one minute."

(If la babysitteur no will be a loup avec moi and she use words, then I GRIFFE the babysitteur!)

Mais this make her mad

when i see her face, i am a loup, but she is now changing

her fingers devienent des griffes

her hair now has horns

she breath fire

she has big wings and tail!

She say

"Adele, I am adult. You don't make the regles. I do.

I count to 30. If pijama not on I will put them on you."

"30, 29, 28,27,26,25,24,23,22,21,20...."

I now am no wolf

"10,9,8,7,6..."

I am UNE PRINCESS

ET CA C'EST DEGULASSE!

"3,2...2.5.....1!"

mais I get on mes pijamas

Quand la babysitteur head come into my room

I am surprise because she no has horns

or a big tail and wing

or des griffes

et she not breath fire

I am nice to la babysitteur

because I am scare

she was babysitteur

but also evil pijama blood monster

and i was Adele la loup

but also Adele la princesse

I no like these things they are tricky

Ces trucs, they are two thing

mais some thing is hidden

and can make a surprise

et ce suprise make me feel

like my paper have nothing on it

ca me make very nerveuse

moi j'aime bien la babysitteur

mais chaque day i get out of school

i must be careful to see

how excitee she is

and if today she is really Cetleen

or evil pijama blood monster

or both